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“Geli Joshiyam” (Translation)
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RJ Chiyaan: Every morning, each one of us wake up with this one thought in our minds, “Will today be a favorable day for me?” To ensure this, we look at our horoscopes in the daily calendar. What it says there might sometimes give you hope and sometimes not be what your wanted to hear, but as always, I have brought for you, the most happiest fortune telling you could ever ask for. Welcome to Radio City’s ‘Geli Joshiyam’!
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RJ Chiyaan:
Dear Aries Listeners: Todays reads ‘Shame’! When you tell your friend that you plan to become a wildlife photographer, he will insult you by reminding you, how you run away at the very sight of a stray dog in the street corner! Shaming will happen amongst friends, shamelessly today!!
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Dear Taurus Listeners, your horoscope for today says ‘in search of’. Searching is good! Search a lot, searching will help you find many lost pen drives! But todays your search is going to be different. Have you been to these wedding halls? Every women coming in all decked up is secretly wishing for every other woman to compliment her saree and jewels. While everything the men at the hall wish for, is to find the groom’s friend who is responsible for the evening cocktail party! (Laughter SFX) Your search for the man, will keep your busy today!
Gemini Listeners, your cards read ‘Being Cheated’: I ordered for a book online that said “How to earn by cheating”. Then? It’s been 3 weeks since I paid for the order, looks like I am the one who has been cheated! (laughter SFX)
My dear Cancerians, today your horoscope says ‘Lack of Focus”. There was this wonderful aroma of condensed milk tickling my nose and as I was enjoying the smell and walked into my kitchen to drink some water, I realized that the smell was coming from my kitchen! (laughter SFX) I got so engrossed in watching the series that I forgot to turn off the milk!
Dear Leo, your card reads ‘cynicism’: Do you know the biggest weapon mothers use to wake us up every morning? What is it? They switch off the fan! Then? She will cook the dhal for 3 whistles in the cooker. Then? She will make a chutney using the mixer. Then the only option is to get up from your sleep. (laughter SFX).
Dear Virgo listeners: your card reads ‘Dissatisfaction’: The wives always tend to dislike their husband’s friends’, but on the contrary, all husbands never dislike their wife’s friends’. They only wish to speak and spend more time with them often (laughter SFX).
Dear Libra Listeners: your day may seem to be ‘Boring’. Harris Jeyraj’s music, Sid Sriram’s Voice and my wife’s gravys share the same similarity. How much ever they try to bring in some variety and give it different names, it all seems the same to me! (laughter SFX).
My dear Scorpio Listeners: your card reads ‘ Pity’, I thought searching for my misplaced reading glasses was the most difficult thing to do, but then realized that cooking when hungry was worse (laughter SFX) every ingredient is making me drool.
Sagitarians seem to be having a very smart day today, the success he couldn’t find when he went after it was actually his when he went to sleep under an apple tree, For whom? Sir Issac Newton! Okay, so? Sleeping will help us find success! (laughter SFX). Something could fall on our head and change our fortune forever!
Capricorn listeners; This is going to be an example setting day for all forgetful husbands who say they didn’t notice their wife’s list. Sending the list that needs to be bought, followed by a message saying there is a girl waiting at home to meet him, will do the trick (laughter SFX).
Aquarius listeners: Your card reads ‘Shame’: Hey, today is your ex-girlfriend’s marriage, said mother. He says, yes, I know, that’s where I am headed to. Mother is shocked and asks why he is going. He says that’s because they have mutton curry on the menu. She will feel bad if I don’t eat some, that why. (laughter SFX).
Pisces friends: Todays husband and wife will have a heart to heart talk. Husband tells wife how they both were happy 5 years earlier, but wife corrects his saying they have been married only for the past 3 years. He says, that was exactly what he was telling her. We were both happier before we got together (laughter SFX).
RJ Chiyaan: I am leaving you with a closing disclaimer for a change. Everything you heard so far is to be taken lightly and to be laughed at, because smile, a smile costs you nothing! Also remember that our day depends not just on what our horoscope reads but also on wat we have done that day! Until I meet you in another jokes-packed fortune telling episode of ‘Geli Joshiyam’ this is RJ Chiyaan Signing off!
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